Bad, bad jokes (they're a little sick - be warned) * ""Mommy, mommy, can we go out and play with Grandma?"" ""If you dig her up one more time. . ."" * Mommy, mommy, can Billy come play baseball with us?"" ""You know he has no arms and legs!"" ""He can be second base!"" * How do you babysit black children? Lick their lips and stick them to the refrigerator! * What does a vampire called a used tampon? Teabag * What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the pool? Bob * What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the leaves? Russell * What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on the floor? Matt