#berlin

Why did the Berlin Wall come down? It didn't match with the iron curtains.

A boy is studying for his geography quiz His mom asks him: "What is the capital of Germany?" "Berlin", says the boy. "What is the capital of France?" "Berlin." "What is the capital of Russia?" "Berlin." "You're so smart, Adolf, I know you'll do great on your quiz."

Did you hear about the girl who was dating the Berlin Wall?,"Things were going well but it broke up.

What do you call it when many people drown in Berlin? A killing Spree.

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down? It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

Did you hear about the girl who was dating the Berlin Wall? Things were going well, but it broke up.

How can you use a banana as a compass? Place a banana on the Berlin Wall. East is where a bite has been taken out of it.

Did hear about the explosion at the Kosher bread factory in Berlin? It was a challahcaust.

How did Hitler react to the fall of Berlin? He did Nazi-it coming.

Why Eiffel Tower is so high? So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .

Why were the Soviets able to beat the Western Allies to Berlin? Because they were Russian!

What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common? Alot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back. Credits to Jeroom.

Once there was a viola player who was second chair in the Winnipeg Symphony. He met a genie, who promised him three wishes. For his first wish he asked to be a better musician, and he became first chair. For his second wish, he asked to be an even better musician, and he became first viola in the Berlin Symphony. For his third wish, he wished to be an even better musician, and he ended up playing second violin in the Winnipeg Symphony!