#benjamin

I have 2 sons and a daughter... Jaxson Adam, Benjamin Noah, and Naomi Brook My father in law was telling me about his idea for Christmas presents this year. Benjamin gets a Benjamin ($100). Jaxson gets 5 Jacksons. Naomi gets nothing..... ....because she is brook.

Is the volcano mean or nice? He was mean because he interrupts. (Courtesy of a family member - Benjamin)

Shlomo is upset... he's at services, practically tearing at his clothes in anguish, when the rabbi (noticing his pain) comes to him after and says ""Shlomo, everything is okay?"" With tears in his eyes, Shlomo turns to the rabbi and says ""Rebbe, you remember when my son Benjamin went to the holy land?"" ""Oh yes!"" says the rabbi. Then his face fell. ""Something happen to him? Is he okay?"" ""No, rabbi, no. But he comes back from the trip, and he tells me he is a Christian now!"" The rabbi puts…

A squad of American soldiers is stationed in Iraq. When an explosive device is found by the road, their job is to guard it and make sure it doesn't go off until an expert can arrive and disarm it properly. Their job is a boring one, so a young private named Benjamin gets a clever idea. He catches a poisonous snake, names him Nate, and trains Nate to be a ""guard snake."" When they are called in to guard a bomb, Nate is released near the weapon and his presence is enough to drive off any passers …

""Benjamin Button"" *""Benjamin who?""* ""Benjamin"" *""Who's there""* ""Knock knock""

Just thought of this So I was at a hippy music festival and after the show I met a few bands back stage. I saw a bassist sitting in the corner by himself so I sat next to him and asked. ""Hey man, my name is Mark. Whats your name, what you been up to?"" ""Benjamin""

A Jewish son tells his father he is moving out. The son returns a year later and tells his father that he has converted to Christianity. The father is upset and calls his friend who is also Jewish. “You won’t believe this, my son David moved out for a year and came back and told me he converted to Christianity.” His friend says, “you won’t believe this...my son Benjamin moved away for a year and when he came back HE converted to Christianity too”! Both upset, they call their rabbi and explai…

Knock knock. Who's there? Benjamin. Benjamin Who?,"Yes Benjamin Netanya Who.

Knock knock. Who's there? Benjamin. Benjamin Who? Yes, Benjamin Netanya Who.