#barbara

If you name a baby Barbara, the baby turns 50 years old immediately.

[Duck support group] "After i lost Barbara I was doing bread 5, maybe 6 times a day" *the other ducks nod sympathetically*

Differences between men and women. 1. NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth, and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head, and Scrappy. 2. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want c…

Whom to fire? One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, ""We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off."" Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, ""Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."" The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, ""Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to…

I made my wife chuckle with this joke Now she's back to being Barbara.

You need glasses when you do maths Because it helps with division. -Barbara from Rooster Teeth

Cutbacks. One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, ""We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off."" Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, ""Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."" The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, ""Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay…

Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation... One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, ""We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off."" Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, ""Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."" The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, ""Barbara, I'v…

Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ? Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!

Famous quotes.... At school one day Little Johnny's teacher announced that she was going to say a famous quote and that whoever could correctly guess the person who said that quote would be able to leave school early. Little Johnny gets all excited because he knows his history. So the teacher asks first: "Who said 'Four score and seven years ago..'" Little Johnny immediately raises his hand. "Yes Sarah who said that?" the teacher asks. "Well President Abraham Lincoln said that." "Very …

Men vs Women **1. NAMES** If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. **2. EATING OUT** When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. …

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, “We’re making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off.” Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, “Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don’t know whom to fire.” The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, “Barbara, I’ve got a problem. You see, I’ve got to lay you or Jack o…

Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend. The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?" Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!" Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it........ A-Robin B-Sparrow C-Cuckoo D-Thrush Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars." "I think I know who it..but I'm not 100…