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Once upon a time, there was a wasp. Now, this wasp was no ordinary wasp. No, no, this was an extremely intelligent wasp. He was so smart, in fact, that one day he decided to leave the nest to go to high school. Obviously, this was a big deal for his family, but they supported him in following his dreams, so they packed up his few belongings and sent him off the high school. You might think that a wasp wouldn't do very well in a high school, and normally you'd be right. This wasp, however, was no

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HOW TO GET RID OF ANTS My buddy from Atlanta Georgia swears this works. Go to Home Depot or Walmart and buy a can of black spray paint. Stir up each ant mound as you go and the area around them with a stick. The ants will emerge by the hundreds to defend the mounds. Spray each mound and the surrounding area, making sure you get plenty of paint on the ants as well. Once the ants realize they live in a black neighborhood, they quit working and start killing each other.

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HOW TO GET RID OF ANTS HOW TO GET RID OF ANTS My buddy from Atlanta Georgia swears this works. Go to Home Depot or Walmart and buy a can of black spray paint. Stir up each ant mound as you go and the area around them with a stick. The ants will emerge by the hundreds to defend the mounds. Spray each mound and the surrounding area, making sure you get plenty of paint on the ants as well. Once the ants realize they live in a black neighborhood, they quit working and start k

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One July a gentoo penguin was driving cross-country from Atlanta, Georgia to Santa Monica, California. Of course he had the air conditioner on full blast, because he was a penguin (they like it super cold in the car.) He made it all the way to Winslow, Arizona when the blower in the car started to blow warm air. Penguins don't like much heat, and he started to get a bit worried. He fiddled with the knobs, but nothing worked. The air was getting warmer and warmer. The sun was out, and he start

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