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Albert Einstein used to go to dinners... Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech. One day, on his way to one of those dinners, he told his chauffeur (who looked exactly like him) that he was dead tired of giving the same speech, dinner after dinner. "Well," said the chaffeur, "I've got a good idea. Why don't I give the speech since I've heard it so many times?'' So Albert's chauffeur gave the speech perfectly and even answered a few questions. Then, a profes…

Funny Albert Einstein Joke (not mine) An old, funny joke - I think I saw it on reddit a while ago, but haven't seen it in a while - so here it is: When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking. "I ha…

EINSTEINIUM Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech. One day, on his way to one of those dinners, he told his chauffeur (who looked exactly like him) that he was dead tired of giving the same speech, dinner after dinner. "Well," said the chaffeur, "I've got a good idea. Why don't I give the speech since I've heard it so many times?'' So Albert's chauffeur gave the speech perfectly and even answered a few questions. Then, a professor stood up and asked him a r…

My Most Favorite When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking. "I have an idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you give this speech so many times. I'll bet I could give it for you." Einstein la…

George Bush dies Albert Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter says to him, "Who are you?" Einstein says, "I'm Albert Einstein." St. Peter says to him, "A lot of people pass through these gates, how can I be sure that you're the real Einstein?" So St. Peter gives him a blackboard, and Einstein draws and proves the amazing theory of relativity. St. Peter is amazed and says, "Go in! You're Einstein!" Many decades later, Pablo Picasso dies and goes to heaven. At the gates,…

It's Albert Einstein, not mine Few things are Infinite, The Universe, Human stupidity and the amount of times you have to tell your Mother you can't pause an online Game.

Two friends are talking Friend A: Albert Einstein was a genius Friend B: Yes, but his brother Frank was a monster

Did you know Taylor Swift was named after Albert Einstein? 100 years after that is

I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person All this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist

Einstein speech When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speech making. “I have and idea, boss,” his chauffeur said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein…

I got a hand job from Albert Einstein the other day... It was a stroke of genius

We all know Albert Einstein was a genius But his brother Frank was a real monster.

Everyone knows Albert Einstein was a genius... but his brother

A man sits next to Albert Einstein on a flight Einstein says to the man

Albert Einstein may have been a genius... ...but his brother Frank was a monster!

My grandma recently claimed she once gave a handjob to Albert Einstein.. What a stroke of genius.

Isaac Newton Albert Einstein and Blaise Pascal are playing hide and seek

Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that an evil scientist used to experiment on. His name was FrankEinstein

We all know Albert Einstein was a genius... ... but his brother Frank was a monster

An easy question to Albert Einstein! One day

It's Albert Einstein not mine

TIL Albert Einstein married his cousin. That's how he discovered the theory of relativity

Michaelangelo Albert Einstein

Someone gave a handjob to Albert Einstein... What a stroke of genius!

Albert Einstein and Benjamin Franklin go camping. They arrive at the campsite and set their tent up and get everything ready. Night time comes and they decide to go into the tent and go to sleep.