#benjamin-franklin

You can't let me into the club? Maybe my friend Benjamin Franklin can persuade you... *comes back 45 mins later in a bad wig, holding a kite*

In 1752, Benjamin Franklin invented electricity because it was no longer considered humane to execute people using an acoustic chair.

The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about Benjamin Franklin.

there's a portal to another dimension underneath Zooey Deschanel's bangs and I am determined to use it to meet Benjamin Franklin

Benjamin Franklin and George Washington walk into a bar and sit down next to Trump. Franklin turns to Trump and says: ""I do not believe you understand the value of liberty, my good fellow."" Trump turns to Franklin and gives him a $100 dollar bill and says: ""Of course I do. Money rules this world, Mr. Franklin. That's all I need to know!"" Trump taps Franklin's portrait on the bill. ""Now leave me alone!"" Franklin scoffs at the gesture and walks out the bar. Washington is shocked and loudly e…

TIL that Benjamin Franklin loved containers. It was frequently said that Ben was on a bin binge.

Politicians are a lot like diapers... They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons. (Benjamin Franklin)

Time is not wasted, when your wasted all the time"" ~Benjamin Franklin (I think.)

Benjamin Franklin and George Washington walk into a bar and sit down next to Trump. Franklin turns to Trump and says: ""I do not believe you understand the value of liberty

Albert Einstein and Benjamin Franklin go camping. They arrive at the campsite and set their tent up and get everything ready. Night time comes and they decide to go into the tent and go to sleep.

I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said: ""You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com.""