I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said: ""You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com.""

Albert Einstein and Benjamin Franklin go camping. They arrive at the campsite and set their tent up and get everything ready. Night time comes and they decide

Benjamin Franklin and George Washington walk into a bar and sit down next to Trump. Franklin turns to Trump and says: ""I do not believe you understand the val

Time is not wasted, when your wasted all the time"" ~Benjamin Franklin (I think.)