#alabama

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common? They can both live off a dead bear for years.

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama? Interracial

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school? Change the drinking age to 25

What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama? Vineyard Skynyrd

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado? One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich? Because the whole state is inbred

What's a monks favorite song? Sweet Ohm Alabama.

Why is Alabama the smartest state? Because it has four A's and one B.

What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers? A virgin

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand? "Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why are Alabama weddings so small? They've only gotta invite one family

A guy in Alabama saw a sign in a public toilet that read: "Please leave this toilet in the condition that you would like to find it." So he left a can of beer and a girlie magazine.

A new law has been passed in Alabama. When a couple get divorced, they're still brother and sister.

An Alabama couple attended a school parents' evening. The teacher said: "Your son's marks are improving, but in future could you try using the naughty step instead of a whip?"

An Alabama state trooper pulled over a pickup truck on the highway. He said to the driver: "Got any ID?" The driver replied: "'Bout what?" In Alabama and India, there are similar symbols for married women. In India, a red dot on the forehead means you're married. In Alabama, it's a black eye. Mark Saldana

Three students, a student from Tennessee, a student from Alabama, and a student from Auburn are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total" says the Genie. The Tennessee student says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Tennessee." With a blink of the Genie's eye, "FOOM" the land in Tennessee was forever made fertile for farming.…

This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?" The guy says, "I'm from Iowa." The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?" The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?" The guy says, "I mount animals." The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole …