#abba

"Hey Fred" Yeah Barney? "The Bee Gees have no hot chicks in the band" Yeah but ABBA do!

HER: Impress me. ME: I own a record label- HER: Ooooooo ME: er. A record labelER. It makes labels for my Abba vinyls.

"Wow, more ABBA. Shocking." -anyone on road trips with me

Fred and Barney are standing next to the jukebox,... Barney says, ""Hey, Fred, what do you want to listen to? *Rock* music?"" Fred replies, ""You know, Barney, just because we live in the stone age doesn't mean all your puns have to be rock-based. Besides, I have a very eclectic taste in music which better suites my personality."" Barney retorts, ""Well gee, Fred, I wouldn't think any band would play music as tacky and outdated as your personality."" Fred rebutted enthusiastically, ""Well yeah, …

A jewish boy goes up to his father and says ""Abba, I need 40 dollars."" The father looks surprised and says "" THIRTY DOLLARS? What do you need Twenty dollars for?""

Since we seem to be doing Jewish jokes... An old Jewish man is on his death bead, surrounded by his loving family, and preparing to move into the Olam Habah. While he's lying there, he smells a delicious smell and immediately recognizes it as his wife's delicious apple pie. He whispers to his eldest daughter: ""Sarah, my time has almost come. Would you mind doing me one last favor?"" Sarah replies: ""Of course, Abba. What do you want?"" ""I want you to go into the other room and get me one last …

Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba'out turn ! Quick march!

An old Jewish man is on his deathbed... An old Jewish man is on his deathbed, and his family is gathered around him. He's too weak to lift his head or even open his eyes, but he can talk to his family. "Rachel, my beloved wife of fifty-seven years. The love of my life, my soulmate, the woman God created me to be with, are you here?" She replies "yes, my wonderful husband. I'm here, just like I swore I would be all those years ago at our wedding. I'm here." The old man smiles. "David, my eld…