So these two whales walk into a bar... ...The first whale says to the bartender, ""[whooooooooo- whooooooooooooooo- whoooo- whooooop- whooooooo-""](http://www.y

Car Keys Tom and Barney got out and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key from the ignition. Realizing their mistake, Tom asked, ""Why don't w

T Rex isnt so scary if you imagine a bunch of baby T Rexes watching Barney just giggling and rolling around on the ground playing with keys.

Whenever a bill collector calls I just give the phone to my toddler and tell her it's Barney.