So these two whales walk into a bar... ...The first whale says to the bartender, ""[whooooooooo- whooooooooooooooo- whoooo- whooooop- whooooooo-""](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo2bVbDtiX8) The second whale says, ""Fred, you're drunk.""
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