#1st-nun

3 nuns decided that well.... they did not want to be nuns anymore. One day 3 nuns got together and the 1st nun says ""Man it sure is boring being a nun. I think I'm going to leave the convent."" Both of the other nuns agree and they go to the head nun(sister jude) to let her know that they did not want to be nuns anymore. The 1st nun says,"" Sister Jude I wish to not be a nun anymore."" Then sister jude says, ""Ok, go commit a mortal sin and then talk to me.'"" After an hour the nun comes back t…

Three Nuns at Pearly Gates. So three nuns simultaneously die and go to the gates of St. Peter. Whilst there, St. Peter approaches the nuns and says: ""I'm sorry girls, but heaven's getting pretty full now. There's this new policy that I have to ask you guys a religious-trivia question before i can let you in"". The nuns agree. So St. Peter approaches the first: ""What was the name of the first Man?"" The 1st nun replies: ""Adam."" Peter: ""Right, you're in."" The first nun then appears on the ot…

Nuns In Heaven So three nuns simultaneously die and go to the gates of St. Peter. Whilst there, St. Peter approaches the nuns and says: ""I'm sorry girls, but heaven's getting pretty full now. There's this new policy that I have to ask you guys a religious-trivia question before i can let you in"". The nuns agree. So St. Peter approaches the first: ""What was the name of the first Man?"" The 1st nun replies: ""Adam."" Peter: ""Right, you're in."" The first nun then appears on the other side of t…

Four Nuns in Heaven Four nuns die and go to heaven. At the gates, they are told by God that they must confess and purify themselves before entering. So the Nuns begin their confessions, one by one. 1st nun: Dear Lord, I have only one thing to confess. Once, out of really bad judgement, I gave a handjob to Father in the Church. God: Rise, my daughter. This sin was committed by your hands. Go rinse your hands in Holy Water, be done with this, and enter your heavenly abode. 2nd Nun: Dear Lor…

NSFW You're in..... Three Nuns at Pearly Gates. So three nuns simultaneously die and go to the gates of St. Peter. Whilst there, St. Peter approaches the nuns and says: "I'm sorry girls, but heaven's getting pretty full now. There's this new policy that I have to ask you guys a religious-trivia question before i can let you in". The nuns agree. So St. Peter approaches the first: "What was the name of the first Man?" The 1st nun rep…