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Three Nuns at Pearly Gates. So three nuns simultaneously die and go to the gates of St. Peter. Whilst there, St. Peter approaches the nuns and says: ""I'm sorry girls, but heaven's getting pretty full now. There's this new policy that I have to ask you guys a religious-trivia question before i can let you in"". The nuns agree. So St. Peter approaches the first: ""What was the name of the first Man?"" The 1st nun replies: ""Adam."" Peter: ""Right, you're in."" The first nun then appears on the other side of the gates. St. Peter goes to the 2nd nun: ""What part of Adam was Eve made from?"" 2nd Nun: ""The Ribs."" Peter: ""Right, you're in."" He goes to the final nun: ""Right, I can see that you're the head-nun here so I'm going to ask you a tougher one... What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"" 3rd nun replies: ""Wow, that's a hard one"" ""Right, you're in.""

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