My high must be wearing off, because that cop car that pulled me over 20 minutes ago is starting to look like a house with Christmas lights.

How many mistakes can you find in this joke? So I was link surfing when I stopped to read this joke. Not only is it an awful joke, it's full of mistakes... which makes it funny(er). ------------ On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer. 'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger. '…

Christmas Cop On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback sits at a traffic light next to a kid on a shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, ""Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"" The kid says, ""Yeah."" The cop says, ""Well, next year, tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike."" The cop then issues the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and says, ""By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"" Humoring the kid,…

Things South Africans Do... You're working on your computer and you're in the habit of clicking SAVE' very often, in case of load shedding You speed up for an orange robot, not traffic light You check the robots before you go when they turn green in case a taxi is still going through red Travelling at 120 km/h, you're the slowest vehicle on the freeway The first thing you do when you get in your car is lock the doors You produce a R100 note instead of your driver's licence when stopped by a traf…