Things South Africans Do... You're working on your computer and you're in the habit of clicking SAVE' very often, in case of load shedding You speed up for an orange robot, not traffic light You check the robots before you go when they turn green in case a taxi is still going through red Travelling at 120 km/h, you're the slowest vehicle on the freeway The first thing you do when you get in your car is lock the doors You produce a R100 note instead of your driver's licence when stopped by a traffic officer You flash your brights at oncoming traffic to warn them about a speed cop trapping in the bushes You prefer private transport to public transport, because taking a taxi means sharing a lift with 40 people You love the fact that we have 11 official languages, even though you can only speak one or two of them You can sing your national anthem in four languages and you have no idea what it means in any of them Some of your fellow citizens have the most festive names, such as Blessing, Christmas, Innocence, Precious, Gift, Patience, Pretty You don't say yes', you say ja' or yebo' You always say ja no definitely' You put man' at the end of every sentence You SMS your chommie, not text (well now you WhatsApp) You've had at least one thing stolen from you You love how Zapiro always gets it right You have an opinion about the Oscar Pistorius case