DR DOG: *gives kid patient a sucker* MOM: what do u say KID: thanks mr dog DD: kid I didnt go to med school for 56 years to be called Mr Dog

Relax, folks. The dentist apologized for killing #CecilTheLion after he found out Cecil was famous. He meant to murder a NON-famous lion.

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a Red Belly Black Snake. ""I'll go into town for a doctor,"" the other says. He runs ten kays to a small town and finds the town's only doctor, who is delivering a baby. ""I can't leave,"" the doctor says. But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground and your mate will survive.."" The guy runs back to his friend, who is by now close to death and in ago…

Two hikers are walking through the woods... when one gets bitten in the nuts by a snake. The other hiker says ""Stay here, I'll run back to town and find help."" The hiker finds a doctor who is busy delivering a baby, but tells the hiker he can simply suck the venom out of the wound. He runs back, and his friend asks him what happened. He says,""The good news is I found a doctor, the bad news is you're going to die.""