NURSE: Doctor, I've lost the cat's pulse VET: Ok. Time of death is 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, and 10:05

A frog goes to his doctor, the doctor says "I'm afraid you're going to croak very soon." the frog enjoys the joke and makes peace with death

parents, think twice before dressing your child as Cecil the Lion this year. my son will be dressed as a dentist, and I gave him a real gun

Slave and Master A slave is working out on the cotton plantation one hot day and the master approached him. ""Say, Toby, I'm gonna use the outhouse, so I expect to see at least another barrel filled with cotton befo' I get back,""the master said. ""Yessuh, massa,"" Toby replied. So the master went to the outhouse and as he sat down a copperhead come up and bite him in the butt. The master yelled like a banshee. The yell alarmed Toby, who ran to the outhouse to see the master writhing in pain wit…