A truck driver was speeding down the highway. A police officer is on his tail, lights flashing. It takes the driver awhile before he stops the truck. The officer gets out of his car and comes to talk to the driver. Driver: ""Afternoon officer"" Officer: ""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" Driver: ""Yessir, I was speeding"" ""Oh?"", exclaims the officer, a bit surprised. ""And do you have a reason for speeding?"" Driver: ""Yessir. My wife left me this morning."" Officer: ""I'm sorry to hear that, but that doesn't count as a valid excuse for speeding sir."" Driver: ""Well, sir. She left me for a police officer. And I thought you were bringing her back.""   Edit: Spacing and wording
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