#sir-driver

A truck driver was speeding down the highway. A police officer is on his tail, lights flashing. It takes the driver awhile before he stops the truck. The officer gets out of his car and comes to talk to the driver. Driver: ""Afternoon officer"" Officer: ""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" Driver: ""Yessir, I was speeding"" ""Oh?"", exclaims the officer, a bit surprised. ""And do you have a reason for speeding?"" Driver: ""Yessir. My wife left me this morning."" Officer: ""I'm sorry to hear th…

The driver & Police Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me.""

Police Officer Joke Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me.""

Police Officer Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me.""

Yes, it's me Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me.""

Police vs Driver Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me.""

A cop pulls over a guy who just ran a stop sign. Cop: You ran that stop sign back there. Driver: Oh, come on now officer, it's called a California stop! I slowed down and no one was coming so I just rolled through. Cop: Step out of the car please, sir. Driver: What? Why? This is outrageous! I slowed down, and no one was even coming! Cop: Please, sir, I'm going to need you to step out of the vehicle. Driver: (disgruntled) FINE THEN! HAVE IT YOUR WAY! (steps out) Cop: (Mercilessly begins to beat t…