A cop pulls over a guy who just ran a stop sign. Cop: You ran that stop sign back there. Driver: Oh, come on now officer, it's called a California stop! I slowed down and no one was coming so I just rolled through. Cop: Step out of the car please, sir. Driver: What? Why? This is outrageous! I slowed down, and no one was even coming! Cop: Please, sir, I'm going to need you to step out of the vehicle. Driver: (disgruntled) FINE THEN! HAVE IT YOUR WAY! (steps out) Cop: (Mercilessly begins to beat the driver with his baton) Now, sir, do you want me to *stop*, or *slow* down?
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