Some short drunk jokes A drunk was walking home in the middle of the night. He didn't notice one of the manholes was open so he fell down the shaft. After pondering his situation for a bit he said to himself: ""This sucks. If I don't get out of here in 10 minutes, I'm goin' home."" --------- A drunk climbed into a cab late at night and blurted at the driver:""Take me home, mah good man."" ""Could you be more specific, sir?"" asked the driver. ""Upstairs, second door on the left."" ------------ A…