Knock knock Who's there? Police. Your wife has been involved in a terrible car accident.#Marriage#Driving#Police#One-Liner+1 more0🔗 Share
A(n atrocious) Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock! Who's there? Cop car goes ""wee!"" Cop car goes ""Wee!"" who...#Driving#Police#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 SharePermalink →
"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
cop: we found your wife with a knife in her back me: that doesn't sound like her, she never kept a knife there#Marriage#Police#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →