Walking across the Golden Gate bridge, I saw a man about to jump... Walking across the Golden Gate bridge, I saw a man about to jump, so I approached him and said, ""Don't jump!"" And he said, ""I've got nothing to live for and no one cares about me in the slightest."" So I replied, ""You're forgetting about God."" The man said, ""I used to believe in God."" I said, ""That's good. Were you a Christian or a Jew?"" He said, ""Christian."" I said, ""Me too! Were you protestant or Catholic?"" He said, ""Protestant."" I said, ""Me too! What denomination?"" He said, ""Baptist."" I said, ""Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"" He said, ""Northern Baptist."" I said, ""Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"" He said, ""Northern Conservative Baptist."" I said, ""Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist or Northern Conservative Reformed Baptist?"" He said, ""Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist."" I said, ""Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist, Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist, Eastern Region."" He said, ""Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist, Great Lakes Region."" I said, ""Me too! Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist, Great Lakes RegionCouncil of 1879 or Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist, Great Lakes RegionCouncil of 1912."" He said, ""Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist, Great Lakes RegionCouncil of 1912."" I said, ""DIE HERETIC!"" and pushed him off. (source: Emo Philips. Tweaked a tiny bit to work better as a standalone text joke instead of a stand-up bit.)
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