#god-reformed-baptist-church

So I see this man about to jump of a bridge (from a comment in /r/xkcd) I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: ""Stop. Don't do it."" ""Why shouldn't I?"" he asked. ""Well, there's so much to live for!"" ""Like what?"" ""Are you religious?"" He said, ""Yes."" I said, ""Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"" ""Christian."" ""Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"" ""Protestant."" ""Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptis…

A man wants to jump off a bridge... (This joke is courtesy of Emo Philips) I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said ""Stop! Don't do it!"" ""Why shouldn't I?"" he said. ""Well, there's so much to live for!"" ""Like what?"" ""Well... are you religious?"" He said yes. I said, ""Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"" ""Christian."" ""Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant? ""Protestant."" ""Me too! Are you Episcopalian …

I was walking across a bridge one day and I saw a man standing on the edge about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said ""Stop! Don't do it!"" ""Why shouldn't I?"" he said. I said ""Well there's so much to live for!"" ""Like what?"" ""Well ... are you religious or atheist?"" ""Religious."" ""Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"" ""Christian."" ""Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"" ""Protestant."" ""Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"" ""Baptist."" ""Wow! Me too! Ar…