#original-baptist-church

The Heretic I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, ""Stop! Don't do it!"" ""Why shouldn't I?"" he said. I said, ""Well, there's so much to live for!"" He said, ""Like what?"" I said, ""Well, are you religious or atheist?"" He said, ""Religious."" I said, ""Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?"" He said, ""Christian."" I said, ""Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"" He said, ""Protestant."" I said, Me too! Are…

The heretic * xpost from /r/ELINT's [""what's your favorite denominational or interfaith joke?""](http://www.reddit.com/r/ELINT/comments/13t7sx/all_whats_your_favorite_denominational_or/) --- I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, ""Stop! Don't do it!"" ""Why shouldn't I?"" he said. I said, ""Well, there's so much to live for!"" He said, ""Like what?"" I said, ""Well, are you religious or atheist?"" He said, ""Relig…

I was walking across a bridge one day and I saw a man standing on the edge about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said ""Stop! Don't do it!"" ""Why shouldn't I?"" he said. I said ""Well there's so much to live for!"" ""Like what?"" ""Well ... are you religious or atheist?"" ""Religious."" ""Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"" ""Christian."" ""Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"" ""Protestant."" ""Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"" ""Baptist."" ""Wow! Me too! Ar…

Heresy I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well ... are you religious or atheist?" "Religious." "Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist." "Wow!…

One day I was walking across the bridge when I saw a man about to jump off... I immediately shouted to him, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why not?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well... are you religious or not?" "I am!" "Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist." "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?…