#great-lakes

"and this lake shall be called Superior" all the other Great Lakes: "k wow we're like right here"

Once I was walking along the Golden Gate Bridge and I saw this guy about to jump. I said, ""Don't jump."" He said, ""Nobody loves me."" I said, ""God loves you. Are you a Christian or a Jew?"" He said, ""A Christian."" I said, ""Me too! Protestant or Catholic?"" He said, ""Protestant."" I said, ""Me too! What denomination?"" He said, ""Baptist."" I said, ""Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"" He said, ""Northern Baptist."" I said, ""Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Li…

Walking across the Golden Gate bridge, I saw a man about to jump... Walking across the Golden Gate bridge, I saw a man about to jump, so I approached him and said, ""Don't jump!"" And he said, ""I've got nothing to live for and no one cares about me in the slightest."" So I replied, ""You're forgetting about God."" The man said, ""I used to believe in God."" I said, ""That's good. Were you a Christian or a Jew?"" He said, ""Christian."" I said, ""Me too! Were you protestant or Catholic?"" He sai…

If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes what will it become? Wet!

Did you know there is a town in Pennsylvania with the same same as one of the Great Lakes? It's eerie.