State trooper A woman is driving through rural Pennsylvania when red and blue lights come on in her rearview mirror. The officer approaches the vehicle. Officer: Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over? Woman: Ya, you wanted to invite me to the policeman's ball! Officer: Ma'am I am a Pennsylvania State Trooper and we don't have balls. There was a moment of silence..... The officer tipped his hat, returned to his patrol car and left.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation? Pennsylvania

Where does Dracula buy his pencils? Pennsylvania.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania? It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.