State trooper A woman is driving through rural Pennsylvania when red and blue lights come on in her rearview mirror. The officer approaches the vehicle. Officer: Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over? Woman: Ya, you wanted to invite me to the policeman's ball! Officer: Ma'am I am a Pennsylvania State Trooper and we don't have balls. There was a moment of silence..... The officer tipped his hat, returned to his patrol car and left.
A blonde walks out of a hospital. She hails a taxi. The cab driver noticed she had her hand bandaged. Striking up a conversation he asks how she injured her han
How the Amish got their name This people moved to Pennsylvania and tried to be holy, renouce newfangled worldly things. They tried to be like the lord but they
I've heard some great 9/11 humour, it's like two pies in the face and one in a field in Pennsylvania
There is rumor of a new ""Amish Flu"" out of Pennsylvania... the symptoms are low grade fever, and you will get a little hoarse and Buggy.
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