A blonde walks out of a hospital. She hails a taxi. The cab driver noticed she had her hand bandaged. Striking up a conversation he asks how she injured her hand. The blonde looks up sheepishly and says, ""I tried to commit suicide."" The cab driver is taken aback but looks at his passenger in the rearview mirror. ""I'm glad you are okay but pardon me for asking; how did that affect your hand?"" The blonde takes a deep breath and starts her story. ""I took a gun and put it up to one of ears, but then I got worried that I'd be scared of the noise when I pulled the trigger. So I put my hand up to cover my other ear.""