I waited for so long at the doctor's office that by the time they called me it was time for my follow-up appointment.

accidentally called out my dentist's name during my colonoscopy

Twitter is like a soap opera for some of you. I'd like to be the one who sneaks into the hospital and unplugs your life support.

[first day as a doctor] You seem depressed. Also you look underweight, how's your diet? [nurse interrupts me] "Dr that's the model skeleton"