😄 One of my favorite Emo Philips jokes: ""Guy on the Bridge"" w/ some other good jokes by Emo Once I s...

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One of my favorite Emo Philips jokes: ""Guy on the Bridge"" w/ some other good jokes by Emo Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, ""Don't do it!"" He said, ""Nobody loves me."" I said, ""God loves you. Do you believe in God?"" He said, ""Yes."" I said, ""Are you a Christian or a Jew?"" He said, ""A Christian."" I said, ""Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?"" He said, ""Protestant."" I said, ""Me, too! What franchise?"" He said, ""Baptist."" I said, ""Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"" He said, ""Northern Baptist."" I said, ""Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"" He said, ""Northern Conservative Baptist."" I said, ""Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?"" He said, ""Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region."" I said, ""Me, too!"" Northern ConservativeBaptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"" He said, ""Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912."" I said, ""Die, heretic!"" And I pushed him over. ###Bonus Emo Philips Jokes: * When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised, the Lord doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me ... and I got it! * So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon."" * A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, ""A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits."" He said, ""Like what?"" I said, ""Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."" * I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint. * When I was a kid my dad would say, ""Emo, do you believe in the Lord?"" I'd say, ""Yes!"" He'd say, ""Then stand up and shout Hallelujah!"" So I would ... and I'd fall out of the roller coaster

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