A joke my girlfriend's German grandmother told me. A drunk fisherman is walking home from the bar and is about to be very sick. He gets home but outside he vomits all of the beer he drank and all of the sausages he ate on the sidewalk. A few moments later while the drunk is gathering himself, a small dog runs up and begins eating the sausages the man threw up. The man, only now just realizing there's a dog in front of him, is confused. ""Okay"", he says to himself. ""I remember where I got the beer from, and I remember where I ate the sausages, but I have no idea where I ate that dog!""
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