Dating brass players A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and when she came back her roommate asked, ""Well, how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great kisser?"" ""Nah"", the first girl replied. ""That dry, tight, tiny little pucker; it was no fun at all."" The next night she went out with a tuba player, and on her return the roommate asked the same question. ""Ugh!"", the girl exclaimed, ""Those huge, rubbery, blubbery, slobbering slabs of meat; oh it was just gross!"". The next night she went out with a French Horn player. ""How was this one?"" asked the roommate. ""Well"", the girl replied, ""his kissing was just so-so; but I loved the way he held me!""
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