A man at a funeral Interrupts the priest and says, ""Excuse me, do you have the WiFi password?"" The priest stares at him and says, ""Good God man, have some decency. This is your mother's funeral!"" The man replies, ""Is that all lower case?""

At a funeral Visitor: what's the wifi password here? Priest: Respect the Dead. Visitor: all small letters...?

Three men appear in heaven at the same time. They approach the pearly gates when they're stopped by St. Peter. ""Woah, woah, woah! Sorry, heaven's been a bit busy today and we're starting to get overcrowded. The Big Man told me I'm only allowed to let people who died sad deaths in today. If you can tell me how you died, and I think it's pitiful enough, I'll let you in."" ""I'll tell my story first,"" says one man. ""So, I'd been pretty certain lately that my wife had been cheating on me. I only …

The words on the arch [x-post /r/feghoot] I was travelling through the Himalayan mountains when I stumbled across a monastery. I was tired after a long day of travel, so I decided to enter in, and perhaps pay the monks for some food, and water, and a place to stay for the night. To my surprise, when they welcomed me in, they refused to take my money, and gave me all the food I could eat, all the wine I could drink, and the most comfortable bed I have ever rested on. When I awoke, my gear had bee…