Two old men...... ......decide that they were close to their last days and decide to have a last night out on the town. After a few drinks they end up in a brothel. The madam takes one look at the 2 old geezers and asks the manager, ""Set up two blow-up dolls in first two rooms upstairs. These guys are so drunk, they would not notice. I am not wasting two of my girls on them!"" The manager does as he was asked and the men then goes upstairs and take care of their business. On their way back home, the men were sharing about their experiences. First man, ""I think my girl was dead, you know!"" Second man, ""Dead! Why do you say that?"" First man, ""Well, she never moved or made a sound the whole time I was with her!"" Second man, ""Could be worse. I think my girl was a witch!"" First man, ""A witch?? Why the hell would you think so?"" Second man, ""I was making love to her, kissed her neck and mistakenly bit her while I went down on her. She farted and flew out of the window......bloody took my teeth with her!""