I went to the doctor and he said you have the blood pressure of a 14 year old kid I said great. He said, not so great, a 14 year old *American* child. You got four months to live. Kids are so fat these days the first letters they learn in the alphabet are not ABC, it's KFC Kids are so fat these days they use cheat codes to play Pokemon Go Kids are so fat these days the reason why they use smart phone to play music is because they think a Sony Walkman must involve exercise. Kids are so fat these days when their mothers tie their shoes the kid has to take her word for it. Kids are so fat these days those benches on the school bus are now considered a seat for one You try telling kids are fat and they get all upset. ""Tell us something we don't know, old man"" I said ""Salad actually tastes good."" But we shouldn't make fun of fat kids, they got enough on their plate already.