Pink Ping Pong Balls A wealthy man had a little boy. For some reason, his first words were ""ping pong ball"". When the boy was old enough to speak, and understand birthdays and gifts and such (about three years old), he asked the boy ""So son, what would you like for your birthday this year?"" The boy said, ""Daddy, I would like a pink ping pong ball."" Father said ""That's it? No trucks, no trains no puzzles?"" The boy said ""No, just a pink ping pong ball. So the father gets him the pink ping…

The story of the pink ping pong balls (semi-long read) A wealthy man had a little boy. For some reason, his first words were ""ping pong ball"". When the boy was old enough to speak, and understand birthdays and gifts and such (about three years old), he asked the boy ""So son, what would you like for your birthday this year?"" The boy said, ""Daddy, I would like a pink ping pong ball."" Father said ""That's it? No trucks, no trains no puzzles?"" The boy said ""No, just a pink ping pong ball. So…

The Fire A fire begins in a mall parking lot. A kid is the first to notice this fire on his way to get something from his Mom's car. Like any well raised kid would, he pulls out his cell phone and dials 911. The Operator picks up, "" Emergency, how might I help you?"" Kid: ""THERE'S A FIRE!"" Operator: ""O.K., where at Sweetie?"" Kid: ""It's at the Mall parking lot."" Operator: ""Alright, can you describe the fire. How big is it? Where is it?"" Kid: ""Uh, it's bigger than me. It's tall."" Operat…

Jimmy's mom visits his school one day. She meets Jimmy's teacher, and the teacher says he is the dumbest kid in the school. He scores the lowest in the class and is not interested in anything. His mother was so disappointed that she took Jimmy out of the school. 25 years later the teacher got very sick, and needed to be operated. She had a low chance of surviving the operation, but miraculously she survived, because of the doctors skills. Wanting to thank the doctor she asked to meet him …