#fire-department

Arsonist on the Loose! Did you hear about the serial arsonist in the news? They say he has switched from hitting seedy dives to torching upscale nightclubs. While the police investigation is ongoing, the Fire Department are quoted as saying, ""Anyway you slice it, He's Razed the Bar.""

The Fire A fire begins in a mall parking lot. A kid is the first to notice this fire on his way to get something from his Mom's car. Like any well raised kid would, he pulls out his cell phone and dials 911. The Operator picks up, "" Emergency, how might I help you?"" Kid: ""THERE'S A FIRE!"" Operator: ""O.K., where at Sweetie?"" Kid: ""It's at the Mall parking lot."" Operator: ""Alright, can you describe the fire. How big is it? Where is it?"" Kid: ""Uh, it's bigger than me. It's tall."" Operat…

Doing what is right While I was strolling around the harbor this morning about 11 am. I noticed a terrorist who slipped from the bridge and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown. Being a responsible citizen and abiding by the law of the land that require you to help those in distress, I notified the Police, Coastguard, Immigration office and even the Fire Department. It is now 4 PM, the ter…

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good time but had that look that something else was on his mind. The Shah asked ""What do you really want Son?"" The Son said ""A Mickey Mouse Outfit."" With that the Shaw went out and bought him a uniform from the neighboring Fire Department.