A cowboy walks out of a bar A second later he come back in mad as hell ""Okay"" he growls ""which one of you sidewindin' hombres went outside an' pained mah horse bright red while I was a-drinkin'?"" Nobody answers, so the cowboy pulls out his six-shooter and yells ""*I said which of you mangy polecats painted mah horse red?!*"" Slowly one cowboy stands up from the bar. He is six feet, nine inches tall and pulls out a gun that looks more like a small canon than a pistol from his holster ""*I done it*"" he growls First cowboy puts his gun back in his holster and says ""Just wanted to let you know that the first coat's dry""
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