Two men are approaching each other on a pavement in America... Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points at his foot and says, ""Vietnam, 1969."" The other hooks his thumb behind him and says, ""Dog shit, 20 feet back.""

A crippled war veteran was walking down the street... ... and walking towards him was what seemed to be another grizzled man dragging one limp foot across the sidewalk. As they approached closer, the crippled veteran gives the other man a nod of mutual respect and says, ""Vietnam. 40 years back."" The other man replies, ""Dog shit. 40 feet back.""

When I was 10 Around age 10 my dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner kits. Of course, the first month I went around our land sticking arrows in anything that could get stuck by an arrow. Did you know that a 1955 40 horse Farmall tractor tire will take 6 rounds before it goes down? Tough sumbich. That got boring, so being the 10 yr. old Dukes of Hazard fan that I was, I quickly advanced to taking strips of cut up T-shirt doused in chainsaw gas tied around the end and was sen…

Vietnam ""The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan ""Up with Mini-skirts!"". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed ""Charlie"" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four…