#north-side

A Blonde was down on her luck... A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, ""I've kidnapped you."" She then wrote a note saying, ""I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."" The Blonde then taped the note to the kid…

Chinese and Russian soldier By the river, and on the Russian and Chinese border there was two soldiers standing as posts for some decade years. A Chinese on south side and the Russian on North side. One day the Russian started to make signals to the Chinese. The Chinese was puzzled. The Russian wanted to ask him if he was a paratrooper, so he put his arms high and made a wide arc with his hands, and showed a falling leave. Chinese was not answering. So, the Russian thought, maybe he is with the …

When I was 10 Around age 10 my dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner kits. Of course, the first month I went around our land sticking arrows in anything that could get stuck by an arrow. Did you know that a 1955 40 horse Farmall tractor tire will take 6 rounds before it goes down? Tough sumbich. That got boring, so being the 10 yr. old Dukes of Hazard fan that I was, I quickly advanced to taking strips of cut up T-shirt doused in chainsaw gas tied around the end and was sen…

Blonde Betrayal A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, ""I`ve kidnapped you."" She then wrote a note saying, ""I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."" The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent…

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, ""Let's go!"" The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically. ""Fly over the north …

One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money. She saw some kids playing and thought ""Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!"" So she creeps up and snatches one. So she began to write a note: ""I have kidnaped your son and I will give him back if you put 10000$ on the north side of the tree in the park. Signed Blonde."" She sticks the note on the kid and sends him home. The next day she goes to the north side of the tree and in a paper bag…

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. ""It will be waiting for you at the airport!"" he was assured by his editor. As soon as he got to the small rural airport sure enough a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled ""Let's go! Let's go!"" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they we…

After graduating from college, a lawyer's son was pondering his future. Unsure about his career path, he asked his father whether he might be permitted to observe his work from a chair in the corner of the office to determine whether the law appealed to him as a profession. The father thought it was an excellent idea, and so the son joined him in the office the following morning. The first client was an impoverished tenant farmer who proceeded to outline his case. "I work for the Henderson farm …

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I’ve kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The blonde pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it t…