#henderson

Henderson bought a new car and after he left the showroom decided to catch a movie. When he came out Henderson noticed he'd locked the car and left the keys in the ignition. He telephoned the dealer. ""Which is the cheapest window to break?"" he asked. ""You don't have to break any of the windows"" explained the dealer. ""I'll come right down with another key and we can open it together."" ""No no!"" shouted the new car owner. ""I gotta know now! It's about to rain and I wanna put the top up!…

In my past life, I was a message delivery man in an army base One day, I got a letter for Bravo Company, and took off to deliver it as quickly as I could. When I found them they were doing exercises in one of the yards, I walked up to the sergeant to deliver the message. He took the letter, read it over, folded it and put it in his pocket. Then he yelled out, loud and piercing. “Bravo company. ATTENTION!” “Henderson! Your mother is dead!” “At ease!” Now, Henderson didn’t take this too we…

After graduating from college, a lawyer's son was pondering his future. Unsure about his career path, he asked his father whether he might be permitted to observe his work from a chair in the corner of the office to determine whether the law appealed to him as a profession. The father thought it was an excellent idea, and so the son joined him in the office the following morning. The first client was an impoverished tenant farmer who proceeded to outline his case. "I work for the Henderson farm …