In my past life, I was a message delivery man in an army base
One day, I got a letter for Bravo Company, and took off to deliver it as quickly as I could. When I found them they were doing exercises in one of the yards, I walked up to the sergeant to deliver the message.
He took the letter, read it over, folded it and put it in his pocket. Then he yelled out, loud and piercing.
“Bravo company. ATTENTION!”
“Henderson! Your mother is dead!”
“At ease!”
Now, Henderson didn’t take this too we…