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Chinese and Russian soldier By the river, and on the Russian and Chinese border there was two soldiers standing as posts for some decade years. A Chinese on south side and the Russian on North side. One day the Russian started to make signals to the Chinese. The Chinese was puzzled. The Russian wanted to ask him if he was a paratrooper, so he put his arms high and made a wide arc with his hands, and showed a falling leave. Chinese was not answering. So, the Russian thought, maybe he is with the …

Bad news A bank manager, held a meeting with his staff because some news had been delivered from the company headquarters. The following conversation ensued: Manager: There is bad news and good news from the HQ. Which one will you listen to first? Staff: (After deliberating for a while) The bad news first. Manager: You all have been fired! Staff: Then what's the good news? Manager: I've been promoted.

Two boys in Egypt free a crocodile... In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and Amenhotep. They always watched out for each other, well past their years of childhood and into their time as young adults. One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The two young men, sympathetic to a creature in need, approached the crocodile and released it from the trap. Once freed, the crocodile transformed into a wispy, glowing f…