Three men walk up to the gates of heaven together. They had a long walk ahead of them, so they decided to discuss the ways the had died. The first man began, ""Well, I was cleaning the windows outside the apartment building I work at when, all of the sudden, the mechanism holding me up snapped! Luckily I caught hold of a window ledge, but then I felt two hard stomps smash both my hands of the ledge. Thankfully I wasn't too high up because I managed to hit the ground without any serious injuries. And thats when my luck ran out. A fridge flew out a window and landed right on top of me! So that's how I died."" The second man then began his story. ""My story's pretty silly. I got back to my apartment when I noticed my place had been robbed! And the drawers were empty and my television was in a black bag at the door. Thats when I noticed two small hands outside my window. I was so mad my little home had been robbed that I stomped both the hands off the window ledge and threw my fridge out the window... but before I did so I accidentally got my hand wrapped around the fridge's cord and out I went with the fridge."" Completely stunned the third man said, ""Um where to start? I was robbing some guys place when I heard him come in. Then I hid in the fridge..."" Edit: I did not come up with this joke, a friend I know did. I DO NOT know where he got it from.