A man walks into a bar... Sits down and orders a drink. The bar is empty except for a nonchalant bartender wiping glasses down and a man focused on his drink at the bar and, amazingly, on the bar next to him is a tiny man tinkling away at a tiny piano. He looks at the gentleman siting closest to the tiny piano player and asks, ""is that yours?"" The man looks up and with a sigh replies, ""Yes, it is."" The first man, awed at the small miracle says, ""That's amazing! Where did you get such a thing?"" ""I have a genie."" The man replies, ""Want to use him?"" Never passing up a good deal the first man says ""Why, sure!"" So the second man pulls out of Arabian lamp and sets it upon the bar near the tiny tnkling piano man and says ""Knock yourself out."" And goes back to his drink. The first man picks up the lamp excitedly and starts rubbing it furiously and sure enough, a genie comes out in a cloud of smoke. ""You have awaken me from m slumber, I will grant you one wish."" The genie bellows. ""I wish for a millin bucks!"" The man says excitedly. The genie snaps his fangers and disappears and as soon as the cloud of smoke dissipates ducks start walking into the bar en mass, hundreds, thousands, hundreds of thousands of ducks all fighting to get through the door and all quacking away. The man looks perplexed and scratches his head. ""Hey!"" He says to the man who gave him the lamp, ""What's the deal here!? I asked for a million bucks, not ducks!"" ""Yeah."" The second man says without looking up, ""I forgot to tell you, the genie is hard on hearing. I mean, you really think I asked for a ten-inch pianist?""