I like to be frank and earnest with women. In Brooklyn, I'm Frank and in Chicago I'm Ernest.

Chicago launched an innovative new ride-sharing program today and the way it works is some guy stole my bike.

I'm going to buy a house near the St. Louis Airport and paint "Welcome to chicago" on my roof to confuse people who are about to land.

On my way to Chicago. Anybody need anything? Hot dog? Deep dish pizza? Bull's Jersey? A lock of Oprah's hair?