On the top floor of a hotel, there was a panorama bar... ...and two men were each enjoying a quiet drink. One of them asks the other: ""What are you drinking?"" The other replies: ""Scotch, single malt. It's pretty good."" Then the first man says ""You should really try out this bourbon right here - two shots of these, and you can do anything."" The second man wasn't convinced, so it was up to the first man to prove it. He swallowed his drink, went over to the window and jumped out fell all the way to the ground, landed and jumped back up again. ""There. Anything, I tell you."" So the other man immediately ordered a double of the first man's bourbon, drank it in one go and jumped out the window where he fell to his death. Then the bartender looked at the first man and said: ""Clark Kent, you are one mean drunk.""