Racist Humor Told to me by my grandfather when I was a boy Clyde liked to drink in the morning before going to his job as a bus driver delivering African American children to their school. One morning he drank a little too much and while speeding he wrecked the bus sending it into a viscous tumbling roll. His body relaxed from the alcohol, Clyde suffered no injuries. He crawled from the wreckage and dug a hole where he tossed all the black kids into. He patted down the dirt on top as the sheriff arrived. ""What the hell happened, Clyde?"" ""Drank a little too much, wrecked the bus and now I'm burying all the dead nigger kids."" ""How'd you know they all was dead, Clyde."" ""Well, I asked a couple of them but you know how them niggers lie.""